White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
How white people compliment someone: Aw, you look really pretty <3
How Black people compliment someone: MAN LOOK I’M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS COMING OUT HERE STUNTIN ON FOLK FOR NO GODDAMN REASON I CAN’T FUCKING STAND YOU BITCH SMFH
how do I make quick money legally with my clothes all the way on
Naw f’real doe
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.